Nice Joke

GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a *****.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
did
he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: ..Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a *****.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a *****.

GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a *****.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a *****.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The *****!